Balanced Diet Walrus Christmas Shirt – Funny Holiday Milk & Cookies Shirt
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A walrus Christmas shirt that celebrates the season the right way: lying on your back, dipping cookies in milk, and pretending it’s all part of a “balanced diet.”
This original hand-painted design features a Santa-hat-wearing walrus lounging on a cracking iceberg while balancing a mug of milk on his belly, dipping a cookie, and holding a full basket of holiday goodies on his tail. It’s the perfect holiday wink to anyone who believes a balanced diet at Christmas includes milk in one flipper and cookies in the other.
Perfect for:
• Walrus lovers, ocean-life fans, and marine-animal enthusiasts
• Christmas bakers, cookie lovers, and holiday treat enthusiasts
• Anyone who enjoys clever holiday humor and festive, funny shirts
Design Details:
• From original hand-painted artwork
• Printed with vibrant, eco-friendly inks
• Soft unisex Bella + Canvas (or equivalent) shirt
• A fun pick for holiday parties, cookie swaps, or gifting to fellow snack lovers
Details:
• Material: Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend
• Fit: Unisex, sizes S–3XL
• Fabric: Soft jersey knit, breathable comfort
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
• Design: From original hand-painted artwork
• Print: Eco-friendly vibrant inks
• Made in USA or ethically imported
• Colors may vary slightly from screen to product
Please Note:
Product mockups and colors may vary slightly from the actual product due to screen settings, printer variation, and fit.
This item is made to order and fulfilled by trusted production partners. If one print provider is out of stock, your order may be rerouted to ensure it ships on time.
Size Guide: For the best fit, please refer to the size chart in the final image.
Shipping and Sales Tax: will be calculated at checkout.
Production Time: Most orders take 2-4 days to process.
Shipping Time: Most orders take 4-10 business days after the order has been processed.
Products in your order may be delivered separately due to different printers. Delivery times will be emailed to you once in transit.
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