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Spring Break is coming! Hopefully that means sunshine and flip-flops on a beach somewhere, but if not, at least a well-needed break from the hustle and bustle of life. Morty will share some Spring Break tips at the end, so keep reading.

This week I am doing a Spring Break Giveaway!!! This lasts through Friday, March 4, 2022, so with just a few clicks you will be entered to win a Beach Tote Bag and a Beach inspired Tumbler. This prize is worth over Fifty Dollars. There will be a total of three winners. Just think in a couple of weeks you may be walking to the beach with your towel, sunscreen and a good book in your new tote bag while sipping on your favorite cool drink. Looking fabulous at that I must add.

!!!SPRING BREAK GIVEAWAY...3-TOTES...3-TUMBLERS...3-WINNERS!!!

I have this posted on my Instagram page but if you are not on Instagram that is fine you can still enter, and here is how.

INSTAGRAM RULES:
I have a video and the rules posted on my Instagram page but in case you missed it:

❀FOLLOW: @snortymortydesigns
❀SHARE: this post in your stories (send a screen shot if you own a private account)
❀TAG: your friends, the more the merrier
❀LIKE & COMMENT: which is your favorite design

NON-INSTAGRAM RULES
If you are not on Instagram all you have to do is sign up for Morty's Mail here http://eepurl.com/hBs_yT , I will see your name pop-up and you will be entered. Besides being entered you will also receive free coloring pages and exclusive discounts and freebies.

If you already have signed up for Morty's Mail, share Snorty Morty Designs with a friend and have them sign up for Morty's Mail too. Just shoot me a message saying you have shared with a friend... you are now in the runnings. Morty Loves His Fans!


Prize #1: Beach Bums

Canvas Tote Bag and Wine Tumbler sitting on a beach towel. The design on the bag and tumbler is 3 girls at the beach in their swimsuits. 3 Beach bums.

Beach Bums Large Tote Bag (As seen in picture)
https://snortymortydesigns.com/product/beach-bums-large-tote/

Beach Bums Wine Tumbler (As seen in picture)
https://snortymortydesigns.com/product/beach-bums-tumbler/


Prize #2: Fabulous Mermaid

Canvas Tote Bag and Wine Tumbler sitting on a beach towel. The design on the bag and tumbler is a mermaid inspired girl with starfish surrounding her.

You are Fabulous Large Tote Bag (As seen in picture)
https://snortymortydesigns.com/product/you-are-fabulous-large-tote/

You are Fabulous Wine Tumbler (As seen in picture)
https://snortymortydesigns.com/product/you-are-fabulous-tumbler/


Prize #3: Sandal Scandal

Canvas Tote Bag and Wine Tumbler sitting on a beach towel. The design on the bag and tumbler is a a pair of cute flip-flops or sandals with daisies surrounding them.

Sandal Scandal Large Tote Bag (As seen in picture)
https://snortymortydesigns.com/product/sandal-scandal-large-tote/

Sandal Scandal Wine Tumbler (As seen in picture)
https://snortymortydesigns.com/product/sandal-scandal-tumbler/


Good Luck! Winners will be announced on Instagram and email on Friday, March 4th. I will also privately message the winners.


Morty's Spring Break Tips

Meghan:
"Ok Morty, you are up. Tell your fans some good tips for Spring Break 2022."

Morty:
"Okay well first off I'd like to say you don't have to go anywhere if you don't want to. You can cuddle up and be lazy with your fur friend, we always like that. But if you must go, leave us with a nice sitter that gives us good treats! Okay here are some tips for you beach-goers."

Tip 1:
"BEWARE of Sharks or anything else that lurks around in the water. People say Bulldogs can't swim but really, we are just smarter than you humans and avoid places you can't see your paws (feet)."

Tip 2:
"Wear Sunscreen, you don't want me or your fur baby to confuse you with a cooked rump-roast now do you?...MMM now I'm hungry"

Meghan:
"Morty you are ridiculous, everything isn't about food."

Morty:
"Shhhh it's my turn to talk, and yes it is, food is vital."

"Tip 3:
"Don't be acting like a fool and getting into trouble. Your fur friends will not break you out of jail! I repeat you are on your own. Some of us that are rescues dogs cannot take the chances to be repeat offenders. I am lucky enough to have not been in the slammer but I have heard stories."

Tip 4:
"Be sure to bring back a present for us or you will receive no cuddles and no love. However we will give you a present... that you will find in your shoe or closet!"

A bulldog laying in a lawn chair with sunglasses.
Snorty Morty basking in the sun

Meghan:
"Thank you Morty, you are one wise bulldog."

If you need some spring break ideas check out these links below.

Spring Break Ideas 2022

If you need some spring break ideas for the family check out Mommawanderlust.com

https://mommawanderlust.com/us-spring-break-ideas-families-2022/

If you need some local USA Destinations check out fullsuitcase.com

https://fullsuitcase.com/usa-spring-break-destinations/

If you need a budget friendly Spring Break check out shesavesshetravels.com

https://shesavesshetravels.com/travel-destinations/spring-break-ideas-for-families-on-a-budget/


Don't forget to check out our Instagram Page or our Facebook Page @snortymortydesigns to see fun photos and more gift ideas. Also Morty loves his fans so he would love for you to sign up for Morty's Mail. It's free and we send only a few emails a month. This is where you will receive news about Snorty Morty Designs, along with Free coloring pages and exclusive deals and discounts! http://eepurl.com/hBs_yT

Happy Spring Break 2022

P.S. Bulldogs really cannot swim, they sink so make them wear a life jacket.


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